44 Amazing Quotes About Amsterdam

 

Amsterdam, a charming city that is all set to wow you with its art, architecture,  canals, food and so much more. Whether you are visiting Amsterdam in winter or for a romantic getaway, this city is amazing on every front.

Whether you explore the city with travel guide in hand, or opt for a tour, or aimlessly cycle the cobbled streets of Museum District or canals, there are many an Instagrammable street in Amsterdam. With that in mind, below is a selection cool Amsterdam captions and quotes perfect of Instagram and socials.

 

 

Cool Amsterdam Captions Perfect For Instagram

Whether you opt to do one day in Amsterdam, or as part of an itinerary with Paris and Brussel, this city is such a joy to explore and what better way to share your experience than by using one of the most famous quotes about Amsterdam!

 

 

Funny Quotes About Amsterdam

1. 1. But once we got on the air, everybody except Morey Amsterdam pretty much stuck to the script. – Dick Van Dyke
   2. When the Internet arrived in Ireland… it was like having Amsterdam’s Red Light District in your own living room. – Tom Dunne
   3. I lived on a houseboat in Amsterdam for a year. It was intense, and it’s possible that I even had a few blackouts. – Wolfgang Beltracchi
   4. What did The Police get in Amsterdam? A massage in a brothel.
   5. Jan-Peter offered to teach me the language of Amsterdam’s red light district … But after his first phrase ‘Using the back door will cost you double’ I withdrew my request. – Cristina Garcia
   6. Location: Amsterdam, Where Fire Is Called Vlam. – Kristin Cashore
   7. My man slangs rocks like up the block, 143RD and Amsterdam by the smoke shop – Redman
   8. Historic Amsterdam, that old part you first see when you turn up at Centraal Station, may have its monuments, but it’s also the most tawdry and overcrowded part of the city. -David Hewson
   9. My dream holiday would be a) a ticket to Amsterdam b) immunity from prosecution and c) a baseball bat. – Terry Pratchett

 

 

Amsterdam Travel Quotes & Captions

10. Amsterdam is like the rings of a tree: It gets older as you get closer to the center. – John Green
11. I love Amsterdam. The city is vibrant and alive. It’s fresh and so open. It’s definitely one of my favorite places. – Stefon Harris
12. Amsterdam lives and breathes creativity. One moment you walk into a building from the 17th century, and the next you find yourself in a hub of creative start-up companies. -Marcel Wanders
13. But words are water in Amsterdam, they flood your ears and set the rot, and the church’s east corner is crowded. – Jessie Burton
14. The many cultures in Amsterdam contribute to the city’s high level of craziness – something which every interesting city should offer. – Charles Landry
15. What’s special about Amsterdam is that the city is able to connect worlds that are not otherwise connected. – Marcel Wanders
16. Amsterdam is not Holland. It is a city that attracts people from all over Holland. And lots of international tourists and party people. – Eddy de Clercq
17. I am a village boy, and Amsterdam for me was always the big town. – Anton Corbijn

 

 

 

Amsterdam Canal Quotes

19. Stand outside De Eland, on the Berenstraat Bridge over the Prinsengracht, and you see what real Amsterdam life is like. – David Hewson
20. In Amsterdam, the river and canals have been central to city life for the last four centuries. – Janet Echelman
21. Amsterdam has more than 150 canals and 1,250 bridges, but it never seems crowded, nor bent and bitter from fleecing the tourist. – Julie Burchill
22. Amsterdam was a great surprise to me. I had always thought of Venice as the city of canals; it had never entered my mind that I should find similar conditions in a Dutch town. – James Weldon Johnson
23. Amsterdam is such a fun, cool place, and it’s very Instagrammable with the canals and the boats and the flowers and the architecture. It’s amazing for outfit of the day shots. – Nikkie Tutorials
24. In Amsterdam the water is the mistress and the land the vassal throughout the city there are as many canals and drawbridges as bracelets on a Gypsy’s bronzed arms. – Felix Marti-Ibanez
25. Without someone to talk to, every sight I saw- whether it was the Trevi Fountain or a canal in Amsterdam – felt simply like a name on a list that I needed to check off. – Jojo Moyes

 

 

Famous Quotes about Amsterdam

26. I love cities. New York, Montreal, London, Amsterdam, Tokyo, Hong Kong, Singapore, Sydney, Melbourne, Toronto, L.A… but, I do choose to live in Vancouver. It’s home. – Stewart Butterfield
27. San Francisco is a lot like Amsterdam – free, open-minded and casual – though I expected better weather. – Marcel Wanders
28. When I wrote my book about Amsterdam, the main objective was to talk about the city’s creativity rather than just its design. – Marcel Wanders
29. I get inspired in certain places. You have to write in places like Amsterdam or Paris or New Zealand, when you’re standing on a yacht, looking out at the middle of the ocean. – Action Bronson
30. I’ve had the good fortune of studying the 17th-century art of Amsterdam in preparation for a film. – Jack O’Connell
31. Hands up if you’ve fallen in love with Amsterdam.
32. Ireland is also quite nice. So is Amsterdam. – Diane von Furstenberg
33. There are so many international musical connections here, in Amsterdam. And some of them are amazingly successful. – Eddy de Clercq
34. Some tourists think Amsterdam is a city of sin, but in truth, it is a city of freedom. And in freedom, most people find sin. – John Green

 

 

 

 

Quotes about Netherlands

35. The United States of America have taken their name from the United States of the Netherlands. – Seth Low
36. In the Netherlands I read the first chapter of Exquisite Corpse to an audience that laughed in all the places I thought were funny – an experience I’ve never had in America! – Poppy Z. Brite
37. I am proud that in the Netherlands I can come out for my homosexuality, and I’d like to keep it that way. – Pim Fortuyn
38. The Netherlands have great strikers… but they are only playing one. They are depriving themselves of their best qualities and shooting themselves in the foot. – Franz Beckenbauer
39. The whole territory of the Netherlands was girt with forests. – John Lothrop Motley
40. It is absolutely fantastic to have become Netherlands’ most-capped player. – Wesley Sneijde
41. The history of the Franks becomes, therefore, the history of the Netherlands. – John Lothrop Motley
42. It is going to be special to drive in the Netherlands because it means I can take part in a Formula One demonstration in a country where I have a lot of family and friends. – Nelson Piquet
43. If you’re a dope like me, you get every sports channel you can get. I’m watching, you know, Netherlands soccer. – Michael Keaton
44. I am from the Netherlands, so that means we like to stick to the rules, and we like to stick to the deal, and we like countries to do what they have promised. – Mark Rutte

 

 

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